First Dates

Out to dinner last night, noisy P.F. Chang's, wound up seated next to what seemed to be Andrew Dice Clay's younger brother on a first date...

He: "So how is things goin' wit' work?"
She: "Work really sucks!"
He: "So... yooze in jail, huh?"
She: "Huh?"
He: "You just said work release sucks..."
She: "No, work really sucks!"

Misty water-colored memories...